30 November 2006

Chinese food

So I was at a local mall yesterday. (Don't ask why.) It's known for having a good, if a bit pricey, Chinese restaurant. So I stopped in to get dinner.

They handed over the menu. And it was in English. Not just "Kung Pao Chicken" or "Mu Shu pork" but "Beef in Hot ginger sauce" and "Hot tofu Szechuan style." I had this latter dish before, and found it to be a imitation of my memories of the real thing.

I've reached the point in my food life when I know I'm a fan of Szechuan, and my favorite dish is "Ma Po Dofu." The traditional preparation has chucks of tofu and small bits of pork in a sauce. And mouth numbing spices. But the key is the bit of pork. So I didn't want the "hot tofu Szechuan style" which was under the Vegetable menu, but the real deal.

I find myself in the awkward place where neither a menu in English nor one in Chinese fits my needs. So I simply had to order up in my bit Chinese, and hope for the best. It was tasty.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've never heard of a dish that combines Tofu with any sort of animal product. There are people who will eat both? This is a whole new concept for me! I thought you had to be a card-carrying vegan to eat Tofu.

Chris K

Andy said...

mmm! Ma Po Tofu... if you ever get cravins, you can buy the sauce, stir fry some ground pork and mix in some tofu at the end!

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